BDSM Humor
Subbie's Do Not ...
- ... use Master's crop to retrieve things from under the couch.
- ... snore during a spanking.
- ... call their Master stubborn when he insists on a punishment.
- ... aim for Master's head.
- ... use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.
- ... giggle when Master drops His pants.
- ... make hundreds of knots into Masters new bondage rope.
 Subbie's Hints
- I can not fire Master ...
- There is no such thing as "slave immunity" ...
- A burp is not an appropriate response to Master ...
- "All the other Dom/me's let their subs do it" is not a valid reason ...
So, you need a spanking badly?
- Start learning the following statements and use them often:
- Get it yourself ....
- Coward! ...
- Me? do the laundry? Am I your houseslave?
- Your socks? Ask your stinking Dog ...
- Hide his crops, paddles and whips and giggle when he's around ...
- Get the logfiles from his computer and cut&paste them to a channel ...
- Tell him that you're sorry about the whiplashes which misses you during the last
whiping when his Dom friends are around ...
- Whenever he talks to you use your safeword and giggle ...
- Get a saw and cut the heels off of your Domme's new thigh-high boots ...
- Lash His crop into the palm of your hand and think loud about the advantages of
switching ...
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